Green Movement Gifts

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

Quentin's plot to cheat in the carpool lane backfires.

"Welcome to the future"

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Save the unicorn.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Climate Change

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Environment policy.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Deforestation.

Climate Change -- You are here.

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'