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Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

Quentin's plot to cheat in the carpool lane backfires.

"Welcome to the future"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Save the unicorn.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Climate Change

Environment policy.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"That's an everblue."

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

Deforestation.

Climate Change -- You are here.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'