Green Jacket Dreamers Gifts

Deep Rough: A very varied family of plants up to five and more peet in height. Golfers can frequently be heard calling them by a wide variety of incorrect names.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

It can be taken up at any age....

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

The Amateur Golfer

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Save our Planet.

Grass huggers.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

Flower seed and Bird seed

"Kid's today!"

Penalty

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

"Declared Victory Garden"

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

'Gee, Dad... I wish we could afford to send our grass like that to get it cut!'

Gardener to husband as giant insects approach, 'Your prediction that nature will retaliate for our environmental misuse of pesticides strains credulity, Ralph.'

Gardening for Beginners

Tree in concrete jungle

"Only IOUs this time, but at least we're getting closer to developing a money tree."