Yellow Jersey Dreamer Gifts

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'I could do that.'

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Bradley Wiggins

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

The Amateur Golfer

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

Parental Role Model

You're my Statue of Liberty

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."