Yellow Jersey Dreamer Gifts

Tour de France cyclist Jan Ullrich

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

Elvis Presley

'I could do that.'

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Steve Howe.

Bradley Wiggins

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

The Amateur Golfer

Chris Froome

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

You're my Statue of Liberty

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

Parental Role Model

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

Pink Floyd.