Green Hypocrisy Busters Gifts

I object to other people's CO2 emissions.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

The natural selection process in golf.

The Ultimate Green Office!

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

'If you're looking for an environmentally friendly business partner you're in the right place! Our workers are free range and 100 percent biodegradable.'

"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

'It's definitely a global warming.'

"Green is the new black."

"Norman thinks we should close our borders to climate change."

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

'Your mother refuses to believe that I'm a Climate Change denier.'

"And to Malcolm I leave all the plastic bags in the cupboard under the stairs."

Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts.

"To be environmentally responsible I only chase electric cars."

"Oh stop moaning Kevin. We all have to do our bit to reduce our carbon emissions."

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

"I'm okay with channel three storm team and channel four early warning team, but channel five global warming team scares."

It's admirable you do your bit to save the planet by wearing green undies, but let's not forget, they weren't green when you bought them!

'So, 21st century companies got together to save the earth, and planted green logos everywhere.'

Political Parties in Rival Tree Planting Pledges

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

Carbon Credits

EU GreenWashing

'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car'

Recycling Centre: Garbage in and Garbage out

Al Gore - Go Greener (sell out current TV to oil rich Al Jazeera for $100 million).

"This S.U.V. sports a flame-retardant, electro-static coating. Eco-activists can't burn it and their pamphlets and bumper stickers slide right off!"

The new, green CIA.

The climate sceptic and the Sun.