Mischief Maker On The Green Gifts

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Runaway Horse

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Backfire

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Boy rolled into a snowball

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Snow Devil

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Resourceful toddler

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."