Green Funeral Admirer Gifts

'He wanted an ethical funeral, so I made use of the old laundry basket.'

Nature versus commerce.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

I guess she had other plans for you.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Taking it easy

Mantis Love

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Nature Lovers

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

THe UDDER Side

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

'Green Peace'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Free Range Golfers

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Climate Summit

Climate change skeptics.

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Global warming

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"