Green Economist Gifts

'So has climate change accelerated the global meltdown?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Climate Change -- You are here.

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

Ecological Therapy

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Putting money back in to the world economy

Recycling Centre

How Climate Change Works

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

World as question mark.

"I'll believe in global warming when I see it!"

"Nice high concept, but what happens in the final reel?"

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."