Green Economist Gifts

'So has climate change accelerated the global meltdown?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Climate Change -- You are here.

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Ecological Therapy

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

How Climate Change Works

Putting money back in to the world economy

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Recycling Centre

World as question mark.

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Climate Change Treaty Conference. Negotiations aren't going well --- We need a cooling off period!

"Nice high concept, but what happens in the final reel?"

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."