Environmental Economists Gifts

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

The Jeopardy of Progress

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Good boy."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

The day the stock market went UP.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

British savings accounts

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Robot Parts $5

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

Profit

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

UK/US Free Trade Deal

The president's men

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers