Green Diet Advocate Gifts

World Meat Consumptiom

Desert Island Meals.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Nuclear generation of energy.

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

The Mafia Goes Green.

Work Out.

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

"Gracie, people don't understand how hard things used to be. Sure, we can be green and throw out the washing machines...but then we'd have to load up the dirty clothes, drive the car to the river, and wash everything with rocks!"

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.