Green Diet Advocate Gifts

World Meat Consumptiom

Desert Island Meals.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

The Mafia Goes Green.

Work Out.

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

Cyclist

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.