Green Deal Advocate Gifts

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Not to mention the park view."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Solar Plant

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Deforestation.

Raining Leaves.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Go on - they're organic!'

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'