Greece Supporter Gifts

Greece and the European Union.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Iliadette.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

Europe

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

'Why so reluctant to go on a boat ride? Where is your sense of adventure?'

'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

"Plato" is a funny name. He must have been a bit eater!

'I'm tired of throwing lightning bolts. Do we have any water balloons?'

"Helen?"

"This should be interesting...."