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Greece and the European Union.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Iliadette.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Europe

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

'Why so reluctant to go on a boat ride? Where is your sense of adventure?'

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'

'I'm tired of throwing lightning bolts. Do we have any water balloons?'

"This should be interesting...."

"Helen?"