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'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Sundial Time

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

Atlasyphus.

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Carpe diem

'Somebody got some sun.'

"I find it helps me concentrate."

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'

'It appears the empire really is declining and falling.'

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'

Egyptian Cruise

Syriza

"Birthday gift from the little woman. It's a "Solex"."

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"On the next one, I want a water slide."

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

"Looks like you're out for the season - you've got a torn rotator cuff."

'The 300 Spartans arrived... and blocked the legislation.'