Ancient Greece Fans Gifts

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Sundial Time

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

How Romans give each other a high five...

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

Atlasyphus.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Carpe diem

History of Cartooning.

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

'Somebody got some sun.'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

"I find it helps me concentrate."

'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

"Plato" is a funny name. He must have been a bit eater!

Greek Gods New Years. It's another fun new year's eve up here! Yeah, everybody is getting ready for the big moment. Zeus is preparing a thunder and lightning show to ring in the new year. And Aphrodite is pairing off couples of the new year's kiss. It's great up here, but it'll be a rough start to the new year down on earth. Why? At midnight Atlas will drop the ball!

I suspect we'll find the coffin painter in that last one.

'It appears the empire really is declining and falling.'

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'

All items year zero compliant

Syriza

"On the next one, I want a water slide."

Hat Stand Sacrifice.

"Birthday gift from the little woman. It's a "Solex"."

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Egyptian Cruise

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

"Looks like you're out for the season - you've got a torn rotator cuff."