Greece Gifts

'I hate it when the clocks go forward.'

'According to the travel guide this is supposed to be where an attractive Greek maiden sits selling flowers.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Archimedes statue with a lever

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Greek A-Z Map,

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

The First Printed Bible

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Oedipus

George Papandreou.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Printers

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'

Johannes Gutenberg

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.