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'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Giant Monster in Bath

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

A white collar cow.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

It's all gravy.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

UFO and snowman

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

Museum of 70's counter-culture

Paninis of the Old West

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

"Valhalla."

"Except moles, madam."

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

The Joffrey Ballet just barely misses the 7:38 out of Poughkeepsie.

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

Godot - Retard Indetermine

"Are you sure you can trust this doctor?"

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Traveller's Luggage.

'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'