Gravy Train Gambler T-Shirts

'Hey darling, I shall be late, missed the gravy train!'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Little league world series of poker.

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Better luck next time, kid."

It's all gravy.

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

"What do you recommend today?"

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

"I'll have the successful businessman's lunch, please, with extra gravy."

"Rats! It's already tenderized."

"Are you sure you can trust this doctor?"

"Don't get exited Tommy, it isn't an A. I was just trying to get my pen to work, it's a D minus as usual."

"I'm afraid you can't speak to the Chef at the moment, sir. He's out, buying you a, 'get well soon' card."

'Let's make a quick stop in Vegas and blame it on an unruly passenger.'

'He's a good kid - Puts lots of gravy on his homework.'

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

'How about a drink?' 'You've got gravy.'

Do I get partial credit?

'We've had our starter and to follow we'd like to order an ambulance!'

REPORT CARD, 'Maybe it got garbled in transmission.'

"I don't care how much he won, I don't want him playing online poker!"

'How's the steak?' 'The steak's ok. The gravy's tough.'

A gravy boat navigating the hazardous Mashed Potato Passage.

Newton discovers gravy

Bet and Breakfast.

"But stew is just everything I don't like in gravy."