Gravy Train Gambler T-Shirts

'Hey darling, I shall be late, missed the gravy train!'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Little league world series of poker.

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Better luck next time, kid."

It's all gravy.

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"What do you recommend today?"

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

"Don't get exited Tommy, it isn't an A. I was just trying to get my pen to work, it's a D minus as usual."

"Are you sure you can trust this doctor?"

"I'm afraid you can't speak to the Chef at the moment, sir. He's out, buying you a, 'get well soon' card."

"Rats! It's already tenderized."

"I'll have the successful businessman's lunch, please, with extra gravy."

'Let's make a quick stop in Vegas and blame it on an unruly passenger.'

'He's a good kid - Puts lots of gravy on his homework.'

Piñata Blackjack

Do I get partial credit?

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

'How about a drink?' 'You've got gravy.'

'We've had our starter and to follow we'd like to order an ambulance!'

REPORT CARD, 'Maybe it got garbled in transmission.'

"I don't care how much he won, I don't want him playing online poker!"

Highlights of the tasting menu at the diner...

'How's the steak?' 'The steak's ok. The gravy's tough.'

A gravy boat navigating the hazardous Mashed Potato Passage.

Newton discovers gravy