Gravy Train Travelers Gifts

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Giant Monster in Bath

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

A white collar cow.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

It's all gravy.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

UFO and snowman

"Space wants to kill you."

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

Museum of 70's counter-culture

Paninis of the Old West

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

"Valhalla."

"Except moles, madam."

The Joffrey Ballet just barely misses the 7:38 out of Poughkeepsie.

Godot - Retard Indetermine

'Looks like we're gonna have to work on your table manners'

Elvis Impersonaters invade the train

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

Traveller's Luggage.

"I'll have the successful businessman's lunch, please, with extra gravy."

Train back from Glyndebourne.