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Gravitational Wave Laboratory

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

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"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"I like fountains very much!"

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

Mars Rover

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

Annoyed planet.

Reverse Shadow (Rontgen's X-Ray).

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

"Reason For Visit: 'world domination' - can you enlarge on that please?"

US Space Shuttle

The 'little old lady who lived in a shoe' fairy tale ends when the giants return.

"I know they've got a problem with global warming..."

'Of course the reception is perfect. I'm standing next to the satellite.'

'Looks like the Man in the Moon has been hitting the Botox again.'

Car Auction

"It'll spoil the view ... what about migratory birds ... will it trigger seizures?"

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

Wine Factory

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

"Oh he's just lucky, and a robot."