Gravel Voice Admirer Gifts

Johnny Cashpoint.

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"I don't do windows."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

Chorister's Loose Teeth

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Meet the Beetles....

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"Let's just do the top layer."

Railway 'King' George Hudson

Ronnie Wood

Ziggy Wombat

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

Me... And My... Shadow...

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

"And, of course, I want to thank all the little people!"

"I call it a 'portable fire-stick'."

"I can't get no disinfection."

Paleo Camp

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"Listen up, my fine people, and I'll sing you a song, 'bout a brave neurosurgeon who done something wrong."

Elton John

Blind Pianist of the Year Competition

"Quick, get the fire eater!"

Ernie, will you please stop saying I'm "off my rocker" every time I switch back to the acoustic guitar.

Cows warming up.

"Wow, you got us front row seats to the 'Dixie Cups!'"

Inventing the roulette wheel.

Envy in the Animal Kingdom

Og invents the port-a-potty.