Grassland Guardian Gifts

Ladies, we are victims of our own success!

Deaths from Coronavirus

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Scarecrows guarding a field

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Watering the garden gnome

Beware of the Lawn

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

Golf

Revenuers will be shot.

Seasonal Migration of the Mowers

Keep off the Square.

'Ignore it. It's not the real thing, just another Graceland impersonator.'

Escaping the Smog

I'm a Grasstafarian!

Don't walk on the grass.

'For what we are about to receive...'

Exciting new development: 20,000 new houses!

This is your park, metaphorically speaking.

"The council were selling off the local playing fields, so I brought one."

Dairy. You're called "ruminants" because you chew your cud --- It's not an excuse to overthink everything.

Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.

Let's not make this personal!

Golden Village: Lawn Mowing Races

"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"