Grammar Stickler Gifts

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

Department of Bureaucracy: Everybody Makes Mitsakes.

"No, I mean literally literally!"

"My goodness, we are up bright and early for once, Ormerod!"

When grammar goes wrong

The Oxford Comma Coin

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

I will study my speling words...

Punctuation Police

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Someone who knows apostrophes

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

Lessons in Prehistory.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

"Nuts to you, too."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"I've just invented the question mark."

Sometimes Y Turn

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Ironing Punctuation

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

THE REPORT: Some of this is brilliant, but that can be fixed.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Do it write the first time.'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

"Call me, Ishmael."