Graduating In Broadcasting Pillows

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Dialogue

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Local News in Heaven

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'Och lye the news'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Malcolm Sargent

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

Presenter Auditions.

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