Broadcast Journalism Pillows

"This just in to CNN: The Rolling Stones’ doctors are amazing."

Seattle Media Reacts to Snow Forecast!

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'If only every year was an election year.'

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Dialogue

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Local News in Heaven

'Och lye the news'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Malcolm Sargent

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

Presenter Auditions.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Corrupt and Unresponsive