Broadcast Journalism Pillows

"This just in to CNN: The Rolling Stones’ doctors are amazing."

Seattle Media Reacts to Snow Forecast!

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Dialogue

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Local News in Heaven

'Och lye the news'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Malcolm Sargent

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

"The enemy of the people!"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."