Broadcast Journalists Pillows

"I'm sorry, Mel, but we're letting all our anchormen go. Our viewers don't want anymore news."

In a surprising development, Judge Judy today banned cameras from her courtroom.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Hate Platforms

British savings accounts

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Occu-Pie Mars

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Welcome to the future"

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Good boy."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Lynching on social media

"You're fired."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

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