Graduating From Film School Pillows

"You can chase your accounting dream later, son. Your mother and I just want you to finish film school."

The Art Student.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Reese Witherspoon

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Must-See Lockdown TV.

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

Lord of the Rings IV.

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Strong Female Lead

Movies through the decades.

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Robert Mitchum

Film Stuntman School

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"My report on summer vacation. . . Book and movie rights are available for $1000 each."

"But only during rehearsal."

Two New Paintbrushes