Graduating From Film School Prints

"You can chase your accounting dream later, son. Your mother and I just want you to finish film school."

The Art Student.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Movies through the decades.

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Strong Female Lead

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

Film Stuntman School

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"But only during rehearsal."

"My report on summer vacation. . . Book and movie rights are available for $1000 each."

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."