Graduating From Tech School Gifts

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

I need to set upmy own company.

Otto the SmartyCar!

"He's my school project for science class."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Therapist School

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

'Kids, if I'd gotten into computers, instead of baseball, I'd have a job now!'

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

Builder's School

"Fascinating!"

'Once upon a time...'

Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'."

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

Close all your windows please.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Tech High School - Startups

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"Your take-home test will be monitored by 27 smart drones."

'That's right, just drop your old computers here...and I'll take care of any data.'

My teacher did a great job teaching the class math. Do you want me to help you with your taxes?

Baby on ultrasound scan gazes at mobile phone

'Your allowance has been wire transferred to your debit card.'

'...and there's the DSS!'

Student walking into 'Facts of Life' lunchtime club.