Graduating From Tech School T-Shirts

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

Mac OS 20

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

I need to set upmy own company.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"He's my school project for science class."

Otto the SmartyCar!

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Therapist School

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'Kids, if I'd gotten into computers, instead of baseball, I'd have a job now!'

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

Builder's School

"Fascinating!"

'Once upon a time...'

Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'."

What's with our son? For once he's not online. I dealt with him. He's steaming mad. What did you do? I handled his addiction to texting, IM-ing, games and Facebook with calm maturity. Dad! Where did you hide my laptop?!! Modern maturity.

Close all your windows please.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

Tech High School - Startups

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

My teacher did a great job teaching the class math. Do you want me to help you with your taxes?

"Your take-home test will be monitored by 27 smart drones."

'That's right, just drop your old computers here...and I'll take care of any data.'

Baby on ultrasound scan gazes at mobile phone

'Your allowance has been wire transferred to your debit card.'

Student walking into 'Facts of Life' lunchtime club.