Graduation From Tech School Gifts

"Fascinating!"

Tech High School - Startups

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Mac OS 20

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

All Hail the Matriarchy

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Otto the SmartyCar!

"He's my school project for science class."

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Early Laptops.'

Girls in Science

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

With the cost of a college education averaging $40,000 a year, many students are opting for one of the many new budget colleges.

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'