Graduate Griever Gifts

'It's only temporary. My student loans didn't quite carry me until social security.'

"Make a lot of money."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

Good Luck!

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Good Luck with your finals.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'Does my head look big in this?'

GLAD-YOU-ATION

Hear me, Graduates!

Student Debt

Believing that clothes make the man, Dave goes for the 'smart guy' look.

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

When English majors become waiters.

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

Jobs for graduates

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

"Yes, you'll probably need to go to an elite university if you want to be able to play foosball at work."

Graduate