Grads In Grounding Gifts

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

"How'd I do on the test?"

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

Examiners.

"Report card."

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

'I don't know whether these are good grades or not. The teacher calls them unique.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'Mistakes were made...'

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."

"All As? Are you hacking into the school's records again?"

'Straight A's. That means good.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'So, you see, Dad, if we compare our overall school performance, I'm actually doing better than you did at my age.'

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"

GCSE's

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."

Teacher with work box: 'You could do better work.'

"Promoted to Grade 1. That's it? No swag?"

'Dad, the teacher said my grades remind her of old times. She says she was your teacher too.'

"With grades like theses, you'll never afford a decent attorney."