Grade Dodger Gifts

"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Homework flavored dog food

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'The homework ate my dog.'

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

"Arithmetic doesn't agree with me."

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

'Eat my homework! Come on, Spot, eat my homework! If I turn it in, I won't pass!'

'Danae...you seem to spend twice the time and energy in avoiding your schoolwork than it would take to actually do the work...How far do you expect that'll get you in life?'

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'