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Elvis Presley Fan Club letter...

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Duck Hunt

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Let's all be fairies.

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

Doggie Heaven

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Graceland

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

Beckett on ice

"Mission control, we have a problem."

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise with lots of shops.'

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

A return to Mars.

A Real Working Vacation.