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'Ignore it. It's not the real thing, just another Graceland impersonator.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Cats and gardens.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Slinky Cow World

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

The Hockey World

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

Newton's cradle

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."