Graceland Dreamers Gifts

Elvis Presley Fan Club letter...

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Duck Hunt

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Let's all be fairies.

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

Doggie Heaven

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Graceland

Born to rock.

Beckett on ice

"Mission control, we have a problem."

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise with lots of shops.'

"Today we're going to open that dungeon and let those demons out."

A return to Mars.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I think the post office lost my invitation from the pentagon for their 'star trek' contest.'

A Real Working Vacation.