Graceful Gladiator Pillows

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

Prize vegetables.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Ice skater

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Biker Lawn Mower

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Human males marking territory.

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

Waiting for the results.

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Graceful, for a big man....

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

"Yes, it's report card time again."

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

Power Point Hell

Pizza Fencing

'It's so cool we have another test today.'