Graceful Gladiator Gifts

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

Prize vegetables.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Ice skater

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Everything's gone up."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Biker Lawn Mower

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Human males marking territory.

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Waiting for the results.

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

Graceful, for a big man....

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

Power Point Hell

Pizza Fencing

"Yes, it's report card time again."

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

'It's so cool we have another test today.'