Graceful Gymnast Pillows

Graceful, for a big man....

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

Ballet Lovers

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Treble

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Ballerina and the light switch.

Ballerina

Die-hard soccer moms.

'He's going for gold alright! FOOL'S GOLD!'

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

Young child saying grace

Art and Sport: Ballerina playing basketball.

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"

'Just bag the groceries kid.'

Ballerina drying her laundry

"I have a date with Gregorio. We're going dancing. I like doing things...that make me feel younger!"

Grand Plie in Second Position

I love gymnastics

Now hiring - All positions.

Fifth Position

Dancing Person

'Yes, I think God still would want you to say grace for asparagus and carrots.'

Ballerinas at the Barre

Ballerina Deodorant.

Odette from Swan Lake

Occupational Hazards

Ballet Shoes

Ballet keeps you supple...