Government Programs Gifts

"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."

'Let's see - I'll need better education and healthcare. . . did I mention I can't afford any of this.'

"Why not become a prison officer when you're released, Dobson? We need 2,000 new prison officers; the government's keen to provide employment for ex-offenders plus you know the ropes."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

The Anti-Agent

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You're fired."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Trump pardons

"National security adviser"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Government a la Carte

Our Two Parties, Explained

Archival Warfare

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023