Government Gazer Gifts

'The reason the cost of government is so high is that it takes hundreds of congressmen locked in a room to produce gridlock.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Trump

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"Did you have a cat?"

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

Best System in the World

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Impeachment Wave

Mice in the Commons

'Beret Night at the Museum'

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

Report No Evil

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

'Okay, where's Obama?'

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Modigliani's Giraffe

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Sing along with Mueller

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

'I would like to forward a motion to end this ceaseless bleating of idiots.'

CONGRESS, 'Okay, so you've been censured -- you've got to get right back in there and start legislating before you lose your nerve!'

'This elusive self-portrait of the artist is perhaps his most famous work. It was purchased, by the museum, for one hundred and ninety million dollars and is now valued at 900 million dollars...'

'Put your backs into it, you people - I can't do this all by my ownself.'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."