Government Gadfly Gifts

"It's a 300 page government questionaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."

'It guides you through the halls of bureaucracy.'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Who do I see to get big government off my back?"

'In the light of recent cutbacks we've had to slightly lengthen your job description.'

'So I decided, why not a REAL attack dog running mate?'

'How about instead of the $383,000 I owe you in back taxes, I give you some free advertising space on my web site?'

CONGRESS, 'We all do a little influence peddling, but Gilhooley carries a sample case!'

'Oh, nothing in particular -- I'm just here to curry favor.'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Two mice at a bar: 'They've got a new Speaker in the House of Commons.'

"How many times do I have to tell you not to barge in here when I'm looking at my hidden agenda!"

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

Federal Agency to Eliminate Agencies

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Anti-Agent

"You're fired."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Trump pardons

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"National security adviser"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

CIA report

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."