Social Gadfly Gifts

"I KNEW we shouldn't have brought Jim with us. He's completely out of his depth at this party!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Butterfly Woman

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This place has the best happy hour."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Sloaney Pony.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Go team!

Social distancing

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Party Animals.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."