Social Butterflies Gifts

'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'

Shingles Bar.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'What is tact?' 'The unsaid part of what you think.'

'It's not what you know, it's WHO you know.'

"You're on our 'to do' list."

"The night is young...but we are not"

'They're a bit of a strange couple. They didn't meet on the internet.'

"Sink or swim society - now...get busy!!"

"Hey, Bill! Long time no see! How ya doin'?"

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

"Darren is still in the phonebook."

"You should have been here half an hour ago! I'll never be ready in time now"

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

"That reminds me of the thing I was going to say next regardless."

Ed's Bar & Grill: Schadenfreude Hour 5-7

"We're only alive for one day, and you had to schedule dinner with the Hamiltons?"

Post-pandemic night club.

'I hate SOBs who remember everybody's name!'

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

"I don't have a problem with social drinking. It's the social not-drinking that gives me trouble."

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"Well, fancy that, I'm in honey too."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Club Meddler.

'I don't mind you circulating among the ladies but don't get stopping.'

'Now we know why they call this the SNUG!'

'This one is my Pabst Blue Ribbon.'

'This is my friend Kate, a publisher of non-fiction, and that's her husband, non-Kate.'

'You won't let me go down the pub at night. . . now you won't let me have my friends round.'

'No thanks. I don't drink when I'm driving home a point.'