Social Butterflies Pillows

'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'

Shingles Bar.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'What is tact?' 'The unsaid part of what you think.'

'It's not what you know, it's WHO you know.'

"That reminds me of the thing I was going to say next regardless."

"Darren is still in the phonebook."

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

"You should have been here half an hour ago! I'll never be ready in time now"

"Sink or swim society - now...get busy!!"

"You're on our 'to do' list."

Ed's Bar & Grill: Schadenfreude Hour 5-7

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

"We're only alive for one day, and you had to schedule dinner with the Hamiltons?"

"The night is young...but we are not"

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

"Hey, Bill! Long time no see! How ya doin'?"

'They're a bit of a strange couple. They didn't meet on the internet.'

'I don't mind you circulating among the ladies but don't get stopping.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

'I hate SOBs who remember everybody's name!'

"Well, fancy that, I'm in honey too."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Club Meddler.

Inappropriate horse whispering.

'Now we know why they call this the SNUG!'

'This is my friend Kate, a publisher of non-fiction, and that's her husband, non-Kate.'

'You won't let me go down the pub at night. . . now you won't let me have my friends round.'

'No thanks. I don't drink when I'm driving home a point.'

"I'm going to my seniors' computer group meeting. We play bingo, share coffee and cookies, then break into groups and talk."

"Hey, could you please include me in the group texts?"

First date awkwardness.