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'Sure I cheat. Everyone cheats.'

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

DUNVOTIN

US Capitol Building Toppled

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

social services cuts

The Emperor's New Clothes

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Facelook

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

King Trump

'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

Democracy Bleeds

'I wouldn't put much faith into Senator Bludgeon's promise to immediately begin investigating the competition. After all, it takes 30 days just to make instant coffee in the Senate.'

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

The Government That Cried Wolf