Government Critique Reader Prints

'Sure I cheat. Everyone cheats.'

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

DUNVOTIN

US Capitol Building Toppled

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

The Emperor's New Clothes

social services cuts

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

"Writing that book was a real strain."

'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

"If voter malaise turns into apathy, no one would notice if the Supreme Court Vacancy never gets filled."

King Trump

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

Democracy Bleeds

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

'I wouldn't put much faith into Senator Bludgeon's promise to immediately begin investigating the competition. After all, it takes 30 days just to make instant coffee in the Senate.'