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Pink Slime Burger

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Holiday Supplies

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Nutrition-Free Diet

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

Platter confusion.

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!