Gothic Soul Gifts

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I heard they mate for life."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'In Love'

Tim Burton

Cake

I love you.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Love at First Sight.

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

"We haven't danced in ages."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Significant Otter

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

The unknown war poet.

Date Night

Romance