Gothic Soul T-Shirts

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"I heard they mate for life."

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'In Love'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

Tim Burton

Cake

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

I love you.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Significant Otter

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Love at First Sight.

"We used to entertain a great deal."

Date Night

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"We haven't danced in ages."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.